You can meet up with other Fans of International Talk Like a Pirate Day… they have a Facebook page, like who doesn’t these days. It’s HERE!
So you don’t sound like a dimwit, here are a few greeting to use depending on the circumstances:
Hello Friends = Ahoy, mateys!
The weather this morning is excellent, my good colleagues! = ‘Tis a proud mornin’ me hearties!
I beg your pardon? = Anan?
Whose step is that I hear behind me? = Was that yer, beetle-crushing tread, dimsel wit?
If you are meeting up with someone who has a wooden leg, here are a few terms of endearment:
Plank Shank, Spruce Boot, Lumber Limb, Pine Foot, Splinter Toe.