FIRST things FIRST. You must pirate-ize your name. Here are a few suggestions.
Pick a work from the first list. Insert your name. Add a phrase from the second list. Eg. Barnacle Steph the Forgetful
BLACK, GUNPOWDER, NAUGHTY, SCURVY, BIG, CANNONBALL, GASSY, BARNACLE, DIAMOND, SWORDFISH, PINK, RUSTY, ANCHORHEAD, SPLINTER, MATEY, MISSY, SWASHBUCKLER, SMART, SHAKEY, MAIDEN, JOLLY…..
the Weak, the Filthy, the Smelly, the Bloodthirsty, the Fancy, the Forgetful, the Angry, the Naughty, the Beautiful, the Ugly, the Strong, the One-Eyed, the Flatulent, the Haggard, the Jolly, the Fetching, the Salty….
Come up with your own ideas… be creative, a Pirate name is no joking matter!